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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:14
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Just Forget it!
Have you worn a tight black mini skirt?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Do humans know everything they need to know?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
No, not a chance
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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share office space ...
Then came..
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Still no good
What actor is genetically gifted?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
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